This is the story of five young men who went to the second world war with their guns , in bermuda shorts and

The only person who was smarter was their common friend and assistant, an Alsatian dog called Jennifer, who

was actually a male dog. They liked the name and called their dog like a girl-friend Jack used to go out with

who was a maniac fox chaser and man hunter.

Ian and his funny wife

When Ian was an adolescent he decided that he would become a great Historian who would become

great and he also wanted to be an explorer. He started exploring the woods close to his house and

came upon an ant hill.

He observed the ants and a great idea hit him, hard on the head. When he woke up his head was

so sore but the great idea was there, right in front of him:

1. when you walk against a tree, don't ram your head against it
2. when you're watching ants, make sure you keep at the right distance
3. when you're dumb at least try not to be too dumb

Nevertheless, he never learnt and his nickname was moron for all.